Mom Brings the Funny: The Dog's Pet Peeves

Got an e-mail from Mom a few minutes ago. Thought I'd pass this one on.

Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves About Humans...

Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

1. Dog sweaters? Have you noticed fur?

2. Getting upset when I jump in puddles... Like you didn't jump in puddles when you were 4 years old!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose....Stop it!

5. Any haircut That involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nit wit.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

8. Getting upset when I sniff your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that hand shake thing yet.

9. Yelling at me for barking I"M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!!!!!

10. Blaming your gas on me... not funny!