Mom Brings the Funny: "Random Thoughts"

Morning e-mail from Mom: a few random thoughts for the day...

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.

The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking.

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary's. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

And by far, the best of the lot:

Every time I walk into a singles bar, I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."