Mom Brings the Funny: "How Many Republicans..."

E-mail joke from Mom. Also viewed other places on the web.

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:

One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced.

One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb.

One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb.

One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs.

One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb.

One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.

One to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.