He's Got My Vote

Keith, over at Word Shadows reports on an aquaintance of his, Headless Lawn Man, who has thrown his hat into the ring for the Presidency. Running as part of the Imaginary Party, HLM is taking the nation by storm. Read more about it here:the imaginary party welcomes you.

"We'll stop in more states then old George even knows the names of," promised Headless Lawn Man as the train pulled away. "As a matter of fact, we're going to pull into Texas so hard that the wind alone will suck the Bush supporters' heads right out of their asses."

"They're good people down there," he added. "Good and trusting. The problem is they just went and trusted in the wrong man. We all did. So now it's time to set things right. For you, for your kids, for everyone. This country's been driven into the ground long enough, and if you're anything like me, you've had more then enough."

He's got my vote. Hell, I'm thinking of joining his campaign. I wonder if he'd make me his National Science Advisor?