Ellen Brings the Funny: Wal-Mart Wine

From an e-mail I got yesterday:

WAL-MART WINE

Soon Wal-Mart customers will be able to sample a new discount item:
Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits
at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not
be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping
carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy Micken,
professor of marketing. She said: "The right name is important." So,
here we go: The top 10 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white meat
(Possum) or red meat (squirrel).